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Friday, June 16, 2006

Do You Ever Look In The Mirror And Say "Growing Old Sucks"?

As a Baby Boomer I am sure that at one point or another, usually in first thing in the morning when you look in the mirror, you say this to yourself. Here are some interesting observations :)

(Read each line first men-women)

Men:

- Belly is growing
- My important "sexual" body part doesn't want to 'grow' when I want it to (sometimes during the night when I least need it)
- Hair is turning white
- Hair is receeding or totally gone
- Hair is growing in ears and nose - what is with this?
- Too much talk about hair!
- Love spicey foods
- I never snore

Women:

- Belly is growing and not 'cause I'm pregnant
- (his) important "sexual" body part doesn't grow when I want it to ( wish it would poke me when I am awake :)
- Hair was turning white :)
- Hair is receeding in places we don't talk about!
- Hair is growing in places I had no idea hair could grow!
- No comment
- Spicey foods keep me awake (read above)
- I never snore


Will have many more to add here - if have some too let me know.

Also visit Baby Boomers United at http://www.babyboomersunited.com for many more interesting articles and much more!

BabyBooU

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